Get your finger out of there!

Since having Mr S I have found myself saying things I never thought I would...

'Please get your finger out of your butt...  NOOO dont lick it!'

'Wee is not for drinking or splashing in'

'Please don't use your toothbrush on your doodle!'

'Dont stick crayons in your bottom'

'Please stop eating chalk'
'Get your doodle out of your yoghurt!
'Don't put your doodle in there!'
'Dont stick your doodle in the straw!'
'Dont play with your doodle whilst you're sitting on my lap please!'

Are you seeing a theme here??

And daily... 'please leave your clothes on!'.  Mr S is a nudist.  Pants offend him apparently, and shirts are only for going out.  Case in point - Daddy L puts a shirt on, Mr S knows he's going out & puts his shoes on as he runs to the garage telling us which car he wants to go in.  Mr S has readily accepted this life choice.  Keeping clothes on him is a challenge & a half.

Every time I have to say something along the lines of those phrases mentioned above I roll my eyes at myself, and Daddy L giggles.   Seriously.  I actually have to say these things.  I honestly never ever imagined I would be adding this sort of thing to my everyday language.

Does anybody else have any fun mummy phrases they find themselves saying that they never thought they'd hear coming from their lips?!  Please share!