Since Mr S started speaking he has come out with some really interesting comments, as kids do. Having a conversation with him you just never know whats going to come out of his mouth! Occasionally these conversations and observations have made it onto Facebook, so now, I give you the archive, enjoy!
#stuffsamsays
Sam to Joey: sorry Joey *mumbles under his breath* sorry you're a jerk
Hey mum,
I think Dexter needs a jumper. Like the girl sitting next him, you know, Moo
Moo #stuffsamsays
Hey mum,
if we get cold and then we might freeze and then a stranger will chop us up
like a puzzle.Not you and daddy, just me and Jojo
Sam
(whilst playing with my hair): hey mum, there's some white hair back here!
'mum,
when I'm the man I will go on the plane like daddy and I will help
people. The people at the pool (nepal) got their houses and shops all squashed
and they fell down, so I'll go and help them get new houses, coz I'm the man ok
mummy. Then they'll be happy. How does that sound? '
Hey mum,
you know those treats we gave you? I think me and Jojo need to have some, ok?
They're in the fridge. I know where they are...
Hey mum,
I'm wearing your slippers. I have one on my hand and one on my foot. You know
what that means mum? It means I'm a camel! And because I'm wearing your
slippers it means I'm the boss ok!
Sam: Mum,
what's for dinner?
Me:
chicken and veggies
Sam: ok.
You can make veggies. I'm not eating them, but you can make them.
Me:....
Me: hey
Sam, guess what?
Sam:
what?
Me: I
love you
Sam: oh,
is that all? I thought it was something important
Hey
mummy, I'm a big boy right? So that means really I'm a little grown up. I'm
nearly a grown up if you think about it!
Sam: what
are you making mummy?
Me: soup.
Are you going to try some?
Sam: nah,
I already had some before
Me:
when?!
Sam: at
my old house. In Townsville. I don't need more.
Apparently
he's done with soup for life because he had a spoonful once 😂
Sam: you
know what I'm really good at mummy?
Me:
what's that Sam?
Sam: I'm
really good at telling you what I want you to do. But mummy, you're not very
good at doing what I tell you to. But it's ok, you keep practicing. If you
practice then you can be good at doing what I say, ok?
Me:... Or
not...
Sam is a
wise old soul... In the car today:
Sam: Mum,
I think you shouldn't say can't. If you say you can't then you really can't. I
think you should just do it and don't say that then you can. Maybe you can if
you don't say you can't, you just have to try.
Sam: you
know mum, I think we need another baby so I have 2 brothers
Me:
pardon??!!!
Sam: well
actually I think I need 2 brothers. That's all.
Me: sorry
buddy. Not happening. No no no!
Sam: can
we move here (Tas), I like the beach. Qld doesn't have beaches :(
Sam: mum,
what did you make?
Me:
scones
Sam: like
crust ons (croissants)?
Me: no,
just scones
Sam: I'm pretty
sure you're saying it wrong mummy. It's crust ons. Crust ons! Oh, and they're
not the right shape for crust ons... Grandma's crust ons don't look like that.
Me:
that's because they're scones...
Me: oh it
looks a bit windy and grey outside Sam. Maybe it'll rain.
Sam: just
because it's windy it doesn't mean it'll rain mum. *pause* but yes. It might be
a storm.
Me: Sam,
can you help pack up please?
Sam: um,
no, I can't. I ran out of petrol *stands like a statue*
Sam:
what's for dinner mum?
Me:
aaah...
Sam:
actually, don't worry. Whatever it is I don't like it. I'm not eating it
Mummy, I
know what person I am now, but when I get my tonsils out I don't know what
person I'll be then. Do you think I'll still have eyebrows?
Me: Sam,
please stop throwing dirt
Sam: I
have an answer for you. Don't look at me then
Me: just
because I'm not looking doesn't mean you can keep doing it!
Sam: yeah
it does. If you don't like it then just don't look
Sam: I
love all you way to the end of the rainbow mummy
Reading a
book about elephants to Sam and talking about conservation and protection from
bad people killing them...
Sam: well
just tell the elephants to go into an elephant tree house and lock the door,
then the bad guys can't get them!
Me: next
time you see an elephant you tell him that!
Sam: or
you can just tell the bad guys to stop it, and I'll tell the elephants to
hide... I think I could be a conservationist and save the elephants. I don't
want them to be instinct (extinct).
You know
what Santa really loves mummy? Like really really loves? Pies. Santa really
loves pies. And maybe water.
Sam
choose himself a new singlet at kmart...
'mum,
this outfit is a bit fancy, I think it will be perfect for taking daddy to the
airport, and getting bacon!'
An hour
past his bedtime, and he says 'I just really love you, but I'm not really here,
it's just my body, it wanted to cuddle you'
How do I
turn that down?!
Me:
what are you drawing Sam?
Sam:
I'm writing, and you can't see. It's only for boys. No girls allowed!
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Just
can't win - Sam pesters me for cheesecake for morning tea. We all have a
lovely morning tea, until..
Sam:
mum, you did the wrong thing.
Me:
what?!
Sam:
morning tea should be healthy food. Cheesecake isn't healthy food. So you did
the wrong thing
Me:
hang on, you bugged me for this morning tea, it's a treat, and I said it's ok
today.
Sam:
well at school we have fruit break then lunch then treat time. So treat time
isn't in the morning ok *mutters to himself 'oh this is good. I picked the
right one' and marches his licked clean plate to the sink*
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Me: what
did you do today Sam?
Sam: I
dunno, stuff and things and activities...
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